Fine religious goods since 33 A.D.
Salvation, now in your size.
Father Flanigan has been peddling holy merchandise without church approval for nearly two thousand years. Shirts, hoodies, mugs, totes and one deeply regrettable candle, all blessed by absolutely no one.
The Sin Safely Collection
Our newest line. Take care out there.
Bestsellers of the Faith
The Founded in 33 A.D. line, plus a candle you have to smell to believe.
From the Catalog
As seen in Father Flanigan’s commercials. Not yet available to the faithful.
Post Mortem Baptism Kit
Grandpa died a heathen? Not on our watch. Retroactive salvation, no consent required.
Deathbed Conversion Bible
For the unbeliever who can no longer argue back. Large print, for the fading eyesight.
Self Flogging Whip
Mortify the flesh in comfort. Ergonomic handle, guilt not included.
Holy Halos
Blessed protection, dipped in holy water. Keeps the sin out, lets the miracles in.
Pharaoh’s Sombreros
For everyone else. Named in honor of Genesis 12. Ask the Pharaoh why.
Soul Swords
Forge your own blessed blade. Coming for real, very soon.
Sin safely, my friends.
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