The Commercials
Sketches
Father Flanigan’s parody commercials and sketches from The DAM Show, including The Pup, where Pup Oliver Poopsalot the Fifth finally confronts the good Father about those unapproved Pharaoh’s Sombreros.
From the Catalog
As seen in Father Flanigan’s commercials. Not yet available to the faithful.
Post Mortem Baptism Kit
Grandpa died a heathen? Not on our watch. Retroactive salvation, no consent required.
Deathbed Conversion Bible
For the unbeliever who can no longer argue back. Large print, for the fading eyesight.
Self Flogging Whip
Mortify the flesh in comfort. Ergonomic handle, guilt not included.
Holy Halos
Blessed protection, dipped in holy water. Keeps the sin out, lets the miracles in.
Pharaoh’s Sombreros
For everyone else. Named in honor of Genesis 12. Ask the Pharaoh why.
Soul Swords
Forge your own blessed blade. Coming for real, very soon.
Sin safely, my friends.
Father Flanigan is a parody character from The DAM Show, the daily atheist morning show. Every purchase supports the show.
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